Potato Potato (Retired)

Potato. A noun: the perfect blank culinary canvas. Customize your tuber template with the tasty toppings of your choosing. See also: jacket potato, baked tater, carb clouds, starch heaven.

Po-ta-toes! Boil em, mash em, stick them in a stew. Lovely big golden chips with a nice piece of fried fish. - Samwise Gamgee

POTATO POTATO…. Do you like potatoes? I like potatoes. Potatoes are good. Potatoes taste like heaven - with just a bit of salt and pepper and a dab of butter on top, though they are very versatile because you can top them with just about anything you want! ANYTHING!

In England, for example, they sometimes top them with tuna or ham. In America sour cream or shredded cheese are popular. Bacon, scallions, cheese, chives, chicken, steak, shrimp, surf n’ turf, make ‘em TexMex taters, add salsa, and so on and so on and so on. If you are feeling fancy and stylish try a sweet potato with a little bit of lime and cilantro. Or try potatoes with some deliciously salted mayonnaise! #GetInMyHungryMouth.

Uhn, bake it! Bake it real good. If you can dream it, you can eat it. Potatoes make me crazy hungry - can you tell? Did I mention they are versatile? #vers