Date of Death: ??/??/??
Hobbies: A ravenous reader and an amateur scientist. If he is not in his lab or scouring the dump for discarded textbooks, he is hanging with his friend Edwin.
Favorite Food: Spoiled poison ivy yogurt and a side of
Goal: To remember
Favorite Place: His haughty club
Known to Say: “Only two things can survive a nuclear holocaust: roaches and Abnormal Cyrus.”
Favorite Color: Sulfur yellow